1 00:00:01,746 --> 00:00:02,974 Ek waarborg dit. 2 00:00:03,266 --> 00:00:04,381 Vanaand om 9:00. 3 00:00:04,986 --> 00:00:06,624 Toe kry ek Thighmaster. 4 00:00:07,306 --> 00:00:11,504 Met Thighmaster is dit maklik om te druk, druk jou pad na meer vorm 5 00:00:11,526 --> 00:00:12,795 heupe en dye. 6 00:00:21,467 --> 00:00:27,436 PADDA BOFBAL 7 00:00:32,146 --> 00:00:33,977 Ligte een in sy boude. 8 00:00:46,466 --> 00:00:48,138 Dit was gaaf. 9 00:00:59,308 --> 00:01:02,036 - Ek dink dit is regstreeks, ou. - Ja. 10 00:01:02,699 --> 00:01:04,114 Hierdie ouens is redelik goed. 11 00:01:07,752 --> 00:01:10,081 Ooh ooh ooh, ek is lief vir jou. 12 00:01:11,883 --> 00:01:13,676 - Dit was gaaf. - Ja. 13 00:01:17,749 --> 00:01:19,124 Hierdie ouens kan regtig dans. 14 00:01:20,752 --> 00:01:22,858 Ja, maar dit is nie regtig nie hulle dans, ou. 15 00:01:26,625 --> 00:01:29,271 - Daardie ou is gesteriliseer. - Ja. 16 00:01:33,668 --> 00:01:35,985 Daai ouens gaan daai kuiken toebroodjie. 17 00:01:42,518 --> 00:01:46,191 As jy 'n rockster is, beteken dit jy moet hou, 'n kopband dra? 18 00:01:47,782 --> 00:01:48,815 Ja. 19 00:01:49,753 --> 00:01:51,618 Ek gaan so 'n kopband kry. 20 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:02,602 Axl is cool. 21 00:02:07,138 --> 00:02:14,512 Jy het 'n glashond wat jag... wel ou... hardloop soos 'n ... nuus ... rolverdeling ... sien waar niemand kyk nie... goed 22 00:02:16,510 --> 00:02:18,778 Hey Beavis, weet jy hoe om te lees? 23 00:02:22,253 --> 00:02:25,571 Vertel my hoe om te genereer ... leer ... vuur. 24 00:02:27,956 --> 00:02:29,728 - Dit was gaaf. - Ja. 25 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,876 Ek is nogal gaaf, nè, Beavis? 26 00:03:11,922 --> 00:03:14,521 - Axl is 'n poes. - Ja. 27 00:03:16,271 --> 00:03:17,472 Ek kan sy gat skop. 28 00:03:33,991 --> 00:03:37,534 - Kruisvulsel. - Kom ons probeer dit. 29 00:03:38,665 --> 00:03:42,582 - Ja, miskien sou ons 'n paar kry. - Sommige wat? 30 00:03:44,294 --> 00:03:45,306 Dude. 31 00:03:49,399 --> 00:03:52,803 - Lekker orrellek. - Orrellek? 32 00:03:53,904 --> 00:03:54,990 Ja. 33 00:04:04,905 --> 00:04:05,924 Boude. 34 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:11,040 Dit is soos daardie goed hulle speel by die Ice Capades. 35 00:04:20,196 --> 00:04:24,982 - Hierdie ouens is hippies. - Ja. Ek haat hippies. 36 00:04:31,722 --> 00:04:36,769 - Is dit, soos, sportbleepers? - Ja. Sport suig. 37 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:46,830 - Dit is soos sirkusmusiek. - Ja. Dit suig. 38 00:04:53,573 --> 00:04:56,118 Hey Beavis, jy kry die een in die middel. 39 00:04:58,657 --> 00:05:02,111 Hou stil peckerwood, sy is joune. 40 00:05:07,594 --> 00:05:09,839 Hallo. Weight Watchers. Mag ek jou help? 41 00:05:12,347 --> 00:05:14,503 - Ek is nogal gaaf, nè, Beavis? - Ja. 42 00:05:19,943 --> 00:05:23,895 - Dit is ryk kuikens. - Ja, jy kan sê. 43 00:05:28,152 --> 00:05:30,959 - Hulle ouers was in die Beatles. - Ja. 44 00:05:36,552 --> 00:05:38,870 Hierdie kuikens klink soos Alvin en die Chipmunks. 45 00:05:40,282 --> 00:05:43,595 Ja, ek hou van Theodore. Hy is cool. 46 00:05:44,794 --> 00:05:47,109 - Watter een is Theodore? - Hy is die vet. 47 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:51,057 Ek wed die vet het 'n groot boude. 48 00:05:52,745 --> 00:05:57,622 Ek hou van groot boude en ek sal nie lieg nie. Julle ander broers kan nie ontken nie. 49 00:06:05,126 --> 00:06:06,559 Dude, 'n padda. 50 00:06:10,126 --> 00:06:14,563 Padda bofbal! 51 00:06:14,726 --> 00:06:16,159 Kry hom! 52 00:06:20,406 --> 00:06:21,839 Slaan een. 53 00:06:24,286 --> 00:06:26,242 Slaan twee. 54 00:06:29,926 --> 00:06:31,564 Slaan drie. 55 00:06:33,566 --> 00:06:34,635 Bal. 56 00:06:41,126 --> 00:06:42,161 Ja! 57 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,478 Dit was gaaf. 58 00:06:56,233 --> 00:06:59,603 - Kyk na hierdie kuiken. - Sy is cool. 59 00:07:07,234 --> 00:07:08,315 Sjoe! 60 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,568 Borste. 61 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:24,882 Buttcheeks. 62 00:07:51,673 --> 00:07:52,851 Verander dit. 63 00:07:56,826 --> 00:07:58,237 Soen is cool. 64 00:08:23,849 --> 00:08:25,259 Dis nogal gaaf. 65 00:08:29,535 --> 00:08:33,053 - Paul Stanley lyk soos 'n kuiken. - Ja. 66 00:08:40,379 --> 00:08:42,169 Sjoe, bloed. 67 00:08:44,217 --> 00:08:48,695 - Gene Simmons reëls. - Ja, hy skop gat. 68 00:09:09,127 --> 00:09:10,218 Ace Frehley. 69 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,297 Vuur! 70 00:09:27,990 --> 00:09:30,112 Ace Frehley is cool. 71 00:09:37,058 --> 00:09:41,666 Hulle moet, soos, weer grimering dra. Dit sal gaaf wees. 72 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,837 Kyk! Kyk dit, Butt-Head. 73 00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:56,964 Mev Higgins se poedel. 74 00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:03,476 Honde bofbal! 75 00:10:04,606 --> 00:10:05,959 Kry hom! 76 00:10:05,983 --> 00:10:11,263 WORD VERVOLG... 77 00:10:17,518 --> 00:10:19,588 GEEN DIERE IS BESIG NIE IN DIE MAAK VAN HIERDIE FILM. 78 00:10:19,612 --> 00:10:21,616 BEHALWE BEAVIS.